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460 tweets using #ifiwereacop (page 16 of 16)

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@worldofhashtags · 11 Jan 2016

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#IfIWereACop I'd be an animal cop, and I'd kill everyone. That's why I'm not a cop. Animal cruelty is unforgivable.

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@worldofhashtags · 11 Jan 2016

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#IfIWereACop is a trending hashtag. Oh lord.

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@worldofhashtags · 11 Jan 2016

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#IfIWereACop I would get fee donuts and blow jobs

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@worldofhashtags · 11 Jan 2016

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#IfIWereACop I'd work in a small town, so maybe I wouldn't have to put my life on the line for a bunch of lawless thugs who hate me anyway.

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@worldofhashtags · 11 Jan 2016

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#IfIWereACop I would arrest unfollowers

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@bleepthepolice · 11 Jan 2016

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#IfIWereACop I'd be paranoid about people filming my misdeeds

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@worldofhashtags · 11 Jan 2016

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#IfIWereACop I'd probably look at the world differently after about three weeks.

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@bleepthepolice · 11 Jan 2016

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#IfIWereACop ...yeaaah. I wouldn't be. Too smart for that.

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@andyhashtagger · 11 Jan 2016

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#IfIWereACop I'd put me on jail

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@bleepthepolice · 11 Jan 2016

#IfIWereACop I would STOP this shit https://t.co/MwORzDj1Yr

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