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#IfIWereACop I'd be very pragmatic so everyone would point at me and say 'it's a fair cop'
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#IfIWereACop I would practice saying 'ello, 'ello, 'ello in the mirror every morning
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#IfIWereACop does that mean I have to drink coffee? I don't mind the donuts but coffee?
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#IfIWereACop I would always carry my notebook and say things like 'I was proceeding in a northerly direction' without smiling
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#IfIWereACop I wouldn't have to pay for my concealed handgun license.
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#IfIWereACop I would work on my Irish accent, like the ones on the Bugs Bunny cartoons. Those cops are awesome !!
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#IfIWereACop i would have Triple H's music playing on my walk up to my pulled over car
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#IfIWereACop I wouldn't fear the #Gov
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#IfIWereACop I would know only the first part of Miranda warning
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#IfIWereACop I would always carry my notebook and say things like 'I was proceeding in a northerly direction' without smiling
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#IfIWereACop the other cops would mock my little 13-shot #Beretta .380 until I humiliated them on the gun range.
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#IfIWereACop I would beat pregnant woman
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#IfIWereACop I would arrest those who steal tweets and get more RTs than the original one.
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#IfIWereACop I would serve in #Philadelphia
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