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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I wouldn't be taking money for hugs anymore https://t.co/sgQjayyswz
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I'd be Lucas McCain or Marshal Dillion
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I would use a taser first instead of the real gun
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I'd insist on performing full body searches for ladies jaywalking.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I would become an underground drug king with very good alibi https://t.co/aXzdZmUTTI
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@danageezus   ·  11 Jan 2016
#IfIWereACop I wouldn't be taking money for hugs anymore https://t.co/sgQjayyswz
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop it better be just like Reno 911.
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@booth_prince   ·  11 Jan 2016
#IfIWereACop I would become an underground drug king with very good alibi https://t.co/aXzdZmUTTI
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I would put the siren on to get to the front of the Drive Thru queue
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I would arrest those who can hardly tweet without a mention and go on and call themselves bigwigs
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I'd arrest cats for being so damn cute and mischievous
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
#IfIWereACop I would eat only #Donuts
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@andyhashtagger   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I'd arrest cats for being so damn cute and mischievous
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
#IfIWereACop I would drink coffee only
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@andyhashtagger   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I'd probably shoot mySELF! I'm fairly clumsy.�
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
#IfIWereACop I would drink a lot
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop my parents would kill me. It's all because of their stupid methaphetamine laboratory
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@booth_prince   ·  11 Jan 2016
#IfIWereACop I would become cop of the year, at least because I drink more than McNaulty https://t.co/u9pIF4llxB
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop "Top Secret"
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I'd probably shoot mySELF! I'm fairly clumsy.�
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I would arrest all the trolls who are rude, obnoxious, hateful or think my timeline is the soapbox.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop could I still wear my pirate hat?
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I'd arrest you goons that give your real names to the Starbucks drones. "Blurg, your latte is ready".. https://t.co/BDxRL6YYwn
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I would say I'm going undercover and then stay in bed for a few days
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I'd definitely want to work for #Fringe division
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@danageezus   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I would say I'm going undercover and then stay in bed for a few days
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I would become cop of the year, at least because I drink more than McNaulty https://t.co/u9pIF4llxB
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I would vote for Donald J. Trump
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@booth_prince   ·  11 Jan 2016
#IfIWereACop I would never eat something except donuts
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@danageezus   ·  11 Jan 2016
#IfIWereACop I wouldn't be able to keep the ethics https://t.co/Pu341jKQVJ
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