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#IfIWereACop , I would stop arresting people for a joint and go after Heroin Dealers!
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#IfIWereACop I would arrest every twat using a mobile whilst driving
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#IfIWereACop I wouldn't pay anyone anything
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#IfIWereACop I would join the karma police
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#IfIWereACop I would make all the attention whores take selfies right after they wake up to remind them about how ugly they really are
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#IfIWereACop I would protect ur balls
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#IfIWereACop I'd be very pragmatic so everyone would point at me and say 'it's a fair cop'
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#ImAMisfitBecause #IfIWereACop I would use my power and authority for my own personal gain.
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#IfIWereACop I would make a fake bomb and than become a national hero after defusing it in the city center, lol
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#IfIWereACop I would be the #Cop on a horse
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#IfIWereACop I wouldn't go to my dealer with my partner
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#IfIWereACop I would make a fake bomb and than become a national hero after defusing it in the city center, lol
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#IfIWereACop I would call everyone 'sunny' and take the handcuffs home to practice on my wife
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#IfIWereACop I would be a drug dealer
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#IfIWereACop , I would arrest all who made kids sick through lead in the water in Flint Michigan!! My home state.
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