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#IfIWereACop I'd Cut In Line At Restaurants BECAUSE LIVES ARE AT STAKE.
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#IfIWereACop I wouldn't do cocaine. Cuz I won't earn enough
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#IfIWereACop I would make a better environment for others to live in!
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#IfIWereACop I would wear a Village People police costume and nobody will understand this is not uniform, lol https://t.co/iIocCqm4V1
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#ImAMisfitBecause #IfIWereACop I would arrest people who stole my tweets.
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#IfIWereACop I would not use deadly weapons, just cuz I know how to use tazer and pepper spray
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#ImAMisfitBecause #IfIWereACop I would shoot unarmed Asians. Not because I'm racist but because they all know kung fu.
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#IfIWereACop I'd want a red Gran Torino with a white stripe down the side, no matter how shit it handled.
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#IfIWereACop I would wear a Village People police costume and nobody will understand this is not uniform, lol https://t.co/iIocCqm4V1
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#ifiwereacop I wouldn't drive like a cunt just because I'm in a cruiser.
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#IfIWereACop I would not use deadly weapons, just cuz I know how to use tazer and pepper spray
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#IfIWereACop I would be a coward and a killer at the same time
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#IfIWereACop I would rape and murder just because I can do that without any consequences https://t.co/B76T4NYdWA
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#IfIWereACop my friends would never be busted… without their asses properly kicked
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#IfIWereACop I'd shoot my partner on our first day together, to save me from the pain of seeing him shot on the job later on
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