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#IfIWereACop I would at last have an excuse to scoff doughnuts regularly.
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Retweeted Marshall (@powers_mp): #IfIWereACop I would sit on my ass ,all day, playing "Candy Crush" and eating... https://t.co/BxxZnB94Ru
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#IfIWereACop I probably wouldn't get enough respect for putting my life on the line
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#IfIWereACop I'd shave my head, suck a lollipop, and say "who loves ya baby?" at regular intervals... �
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#IfIWereACop I'd fully expect to be asked to join The Village People....
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#IfIWereACop I would kill myself immediately! #BlackLivesMatter #PoliceBrutality #ACAB https://t.co/hm3JxeMuzk
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#IfIWereACop i would eat donuts while i was listening some shit on the radio
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All you people with the #IfIWereacop hashtags. I can easily see why you are not cops
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#IfIWereACop I'd solve crimes with the help of: detectives, the police chief, a writer, a PI, the FBI, CSI, a fake psychic, and the coroner.
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#IfIWereACop, I'd need extra earplugs to protect myself from the car sirens.
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#IfIWereACop I'd start a Twitter Police Department to confront with Black Lives Matter activists here
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#IfIWereACop I'd get a list of all the cop haters and if they called for help I'd say, "sorry bitches".
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#IfIWereACop Those idiots in OR would be the ones getting shot, people who are ACTUALLY armed and threatening authority.....
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