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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop my love for donuts would be justified
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I'd be in plainclothes watching developments at the pastry shop.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop half my tickets would go to people with pets on their lap while driving.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#ifiwereacop I would have my own brand of justice.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I won't hesitate to hesitate to conduct a cavity search �
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I would be a coward and a killer at the same time
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I'd make sure nobody got away ��� https://t.co/NaeNY8PF8q
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@worldofhashtags   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I'd make sure nobody got away ��� https://t.co/NaeNY8PF8q
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I'd have to risk my life for people who'd call me racist
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@booth_prince   ·  11 Jan 2016
#IfIWereACop I would never shoot a man with raised hands
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop arrest rates by infinity pools and the top floors of skyscrapers would rise massively.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I'd shoot my partner on our first day together, to save me from the pain of seeing him shot on the job later on
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop the two thugs would be dead & I'd be writing up a justifiable homocide report. #BlueLivesMATTER https://t.co/KiXFL7PZsg
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@booth_prince   ·  11 Jan 2016
I wish I'll never become a bastard! #IfIWereACop
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I would rape and murder just because I can do that without any consequences https://t.co/B76T4NYdWA
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@worldofhashtags   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop the two thugs would be dead & I'd be writing up a justifiable homocide report. #BlueLivesMATTER https://t.co/KiXFL7PZsg
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@worldofhashtags   ·  11 Jan 2016
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PARK.ANYWHERE. #IfIWereACop
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#ifiwereacop i would be able to retire @ 55 with a nice pension.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I would blow a whistle and shout Oi, You're Nicked! at anyone who stops to chat in the supermarket
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@booth_prince   ·  11 Jan 2016
#IfIWereACop I would never use a chokehold https://t.co/UI9uLoUmop
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I'd probably be told to get a haircut https://t.co/jygN35Rlcr
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@booth_prince   ·  11 Jan 2016
#IfIWereACop I would follow cars for a while to freak the drivers out https://t.co/6uFnABDkNB
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I'd break up these bad-mouthing group DM's. You think you're the hashtag community? You're the shame of the hashtag community.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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I wish I'll never become a bastard! #IfIWereACop
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@booth_prince   ·  11 Jan 2016
#IfIWereACop I would never be promoted for murdering innocent people
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
#IfIWereACop I would be dead… https://t.co/h3pQQ2aNfL
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@chrixmorgan   ·  11 Jan 2016
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'@darksidedeb #IfIWereACop I'd have an enormous truncheon!'
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@booth_prince   ·  11 Jan 2016
#IfIWereACop I would always turn on my bodycam before arresting
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@worldofhashtags   ·  11 Jan 2016
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#IfIWereACop I would never shoot a man with raised hands
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@booth_prince   ·  11 Jan 2016
#IfIWereACop I would arrest and murder only bad people
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