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#IfIWereACop I wouldn't be paying lodge bills I just enter do my game and move you ask for money I show you a pistol
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#IfIWereACop I'd make it my life's work to switch the stereotype from donuts to ice cream ��
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#IfIWereACop I'd make it my life's work to switch the stereotype from donuts to ice cream ��
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#IfIWereACop I'd make it my life's work to switch the stereotype from donuts to ice cream ��
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#IfIWereACop I'd investigate just what the hell is going on with peyton manning's forehead... https://t.co/JjHwzhaDCz
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#IfIWereACop I would be a bad cop. I can unveil your deepest fears, you will be crying like a little girl
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#IfIWereACop I would arrest those who steal tweets and get more RTs than the original one.
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#IfIWereACop I would be a bad cop. I can unveil your deepest fears, you will be crying like a little girl
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#IfIWereACop I would ask to write "Protect and serve" on all of my Starbucks cups
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#IfIWereACop there would be no police brutality, only police gentleness
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#IfIWereACop I would wear black
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#IfIWereACop I would be fired in the end of month after not making enough arrests... #quota
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#IfIWereACop I'd stream all my video online so parents can see just how fucking stupid their kids are being.
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#IfIWereACop I would shoot just as many white people as black people #BlackLivesMatters
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#IfIWereACop I would be fired in the end of month after not making enough arrests... #quota
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