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Go stand in a line of people to see a film about a line of people - Human Centipede 3 the most abhorrent film ever? http://t.co/Reed5WNz1z
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'@absrdNEWS Disney have bought the rights to produce an animated version of the human centipede. http://t.co/rLoaE08433'
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#GoodThingMyMotherDoesntKnow I lost my job six months ago and still pretend to go to work everyday. http://t.co/wGcVvPktdX
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#GoodThingMyMotherDoesntKnow I spent 2 months as a 30 year old living in New York when I was 12. http://t.co/LDIApXO18Y
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Whats wrong with powerpoint - National Comedy Centre to bring back dead comedians as holograms http://t.co/1iddAUlA3o @DaveGorman
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'@mrnickharvey what!! Theres a toy inside. I thought the centre was crunchy nougat. That explains the stickers and small wheels in the toilet'
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#GoodThingMyMotherDoesntKnow she's not my real mother.
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If you like our #podcast then please leave us a review on iTunes https://t.co/QRGLBHmm2X #review #films #movie http://t.co/HsK8kwAyYk
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Mothers always believe that it's your friends weed, beer or porn. #FakeMotherFacts
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'@ConanOBrien I couldn't get the link to work so just reanacted it in a personal show for my mom. I made quite a few tips.'
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'@nerdist have you heard of Gogglebox? It's a tv show where you watch people sat on their couches watching tv. Season 6 is soon to start.'
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'@MrTommyCampbell mothers believe all children are created equal and have no biased at all towards their own. #FakeMotherFacts'
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'@MJMcKean if it wasn't for the "promoted by verizon wireless USA" it would have been like a Shakespeare sonnet.'
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Mom's always act their age and never do anything embarrassing in public #FakeMotherFacts http://t.co/THKdH9VLEC
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28 Unexpected Things You Didn’t Know Your Kitchen Needed http://t.co/GjZnS6coDU http://t.co/8fbRR5in6N
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'@ReeceShearsmith in the remake though the little girl gets sucked into an iPhone & is saved by a man from the local carphone warehouse.'
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Relax before going back to work tomorrow and listen to The Pamela Landy Project Podcast http://t.co/PgYiAAi0CF
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'@robdelaney That large swan has a fake man inside her. I'm disgusted.'
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#UnpopularRockBands U2. There's no pun just U2.
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'@Markgatiss apparently it's because the resignation wasn't written on white paper.'
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'@MooseAllain they didn't accept his resignation as it wasn't written in white ink.'
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#ThisWeeksGonnaRockBecause the girl at the desk next to me thought it was the guy on the other side who just let rip. http://t.co/BCbEctmfBP
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#ThisWeeksGonnaRockBecause my new razor just arrived in the post and I have a hot date tonight. http://t.co/ir1C4PmMyx
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'@boldbajafresh thanks and thanks following. Enjoy the podcast.'
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