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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I can just pull out my phone and not look up from it and I look like every other mindless zombie
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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Hillary Clinton be like #IDontNeedACostumeBecause I wear two faces every day
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I am the one with the candy. https://t.co/a2GFk4uCj8
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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Hillary Clinton be like #IDontNeedACostumeBecause I wear two faces every day
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I can just pull out my phone and not look up from it and I look like every other mindless zombie
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm scary enough now. I know, I just ran from the mirror.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I can just pull out my phone and not look up from it and I look like every other mindless zombie
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I don't trick-or-treat anymore. I just trick
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause people dress up as me for fun.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause i can just wear all the skin from the cats I've skinned
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm a fuck'n adult. I'll buy my own goddamn candy, and I'll get the good shit too.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I always dress as Indiana Jones.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause all I need is a chainsaw and a hockey mask https://t.co/Q3FYM75quB
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
#IDontNeedACostumeBecause otherwise I'd get arrested
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I had enough of this as a child https://t.co/jD2kz73NB4
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I don't leave the house
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause because Halloween is the one day I actually get to go out as me. Muahaha!
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause they don't make radiation-proof Halloween costumes anyway
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I can just pull out my phone and not look up from it and I look like every other mindless zombie
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause strangers already try to give me candy.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm going as a nudist for Halloween.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause nobody gives me a second glance , I'm going to start posting insp. poems about loneliness. hah, j/k bitches
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I already have a birthday suit with a nice tie to wear out
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@worldofhashtags   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause the police told me last year I was too old to Trick or Treat.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm still boycotting Overused Halloween Costume Memes from 2015 https://t.co/EuaG4cLtiD
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause no need for a costume when you're holding a ISIS flag
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I already look like a zombie when I'm working and sleepless.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
#IDontNeedACostumeBecause They don't have a sexy-maid costume my size
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@chrixmorgan   ·  26 Oct 2016
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#IDontNeedACostumeBecause I'm truly a character
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