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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Shoot the bunny and keep all the eggs for yourself.
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Find a warm place to hide. Everything closed & Trump haters would rather feed & house illegals than veterans https://t.co/QhgpTkAFIl
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Don't. Talk. About. Politics. If you can help it, just steer clear of any political topic.
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Just keep reminding yourself that this is your life and you make your choices for yourself, not them. Be happy. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Stay home and binge watch @GilmoreGirls in preparation for the following day. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving https://t.…
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Just focus on how good the good is. Think of all the surrounding noises as Charlie Brown's parents #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Just focus on how good the good is. Think of all the surrounding noises as Charlie Brown's parents #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving keep your friends close, but your bottle of wine closer
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Stay clear of that person that is always negative. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Remember: mashed potatoes are just filler. Use what room you have for the important things. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Ok...if you really want a #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving. 1. Hotel. 2. If you are an "out." delay the sh^t out of everything. 3 Eat. No Talk.
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Quickly bring up any other topic than yourself... "So cousin James married that pole dancer huh..."
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Take on pass on uncle Leatherface's baked ham. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Just keep reminding yourself that this is your life and you make your choices for yourself, not them. Be happy. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Avoid dirty dishes by simply throwing away Grandma’s fine china at the end of the night. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Stop Killing Native People in Dakota #noDAPL #StandingRock #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving https://t.co/xiOJcizhOD
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Boxed wine Pizza Netflix Just kidding. I have to work. �
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Make sure you clear a path to the near restroom https://t.co/iwCeHJSfx0
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Don't start doin #Cocaine in ur mother's bathroom.#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving best to keep stuffing your face to avoid conversation with those family members you can't stand https://t.co/sJaJWMQqts
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving eat, drink, make your plate, get the fuck out.
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Set your scale back ten pounds. 15 for porkies. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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