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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Learn to sleep with your eyes wide open
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving make sure your phone is fully charged and sext while dinner https://t.co/XglUUdc49B
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Chocolate treats always relax me #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving @WorldOfHashtags @GiselleEvns https://t.co/wP4JsrtY3Q
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving take a duffle bag of Reese's @ReesesPBCups
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Long walks to "digest" my food and get away from the crazy #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Turn on a football game and declare the area around the TV & sofa your designated safe space. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Use the phrase... "Could you please pass the wine" #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Leave when everyone is taking their after dinner nap... #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving start a conversation about politics to avoid answering questions bout your 'awkward' dating/sex life
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Hulu, Netflix, Amazon We ignore them all year round with electronics, Thanksgiving is no execption!
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving kidnap a child and pretend it's yours
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If you're a turkey, head for the Whitehouse and hope. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Use the phrase... "Could you please pass the wine" #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Come live in Scotland where we don't have it☺
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Make sure to have enough gravy!!!! Seriously, how is it that nobody ever has enough gravy?? #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving probably just cancel thanksgiving dinner ��
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving paper plates. Doing dishes after Thanksgiving is certain death https://t.co/C8S2gSkdMM
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#ShopSmall with good friends for gifts and laughter #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving drink every time someone mentions politics
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Placement of a nasogastric tube should decompress the stomach and small bowel. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Hit the toughest guy in the room with a metal chair. You'll show your dominance and no one will give you shit #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving slip into food coma. After all not too much effort needed https://t.co/5B5mK5hppL
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Leave US and come to Sweden. Our holidays are so much funnier! #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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