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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Don't let them know you can help them with their gadgets
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Move it to October like Canada because you gotta do it all over again in 4 weeks for xmas
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Wear a "Make America Great Again" hat with your suit. They will make you 'Lord of Turkeys'. Also eat stuffing.
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Don't start doin #Cocaine in ur mother's bathroom.#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving bringing my lil friend. Who's got something to say now bitches !! https://t.co/PT0ZzHq0j4
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving 3) Remember, the green beans in a green bean casserole are just garnish. Eat the French's Onions, carefully.
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving bring a "friend" for when relatives brag how they voted for Trump. https://t.co/AqXzCEGWTO
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Keep your mouth shut, look away, don't answer a word! When in doubt drink!
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Wild Turkey & I'm not talking about the protein. #Liquid #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Eat food, watch football, drink drinks, sleep #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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All the arguments happen in the living room or dining room. Stay in the kitchen. Maybe climb in a cupboard. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Don't let them know you can help them with their gadgets
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Wear a "Make America Great Again" hat with your suit. They will make you 'Lord of Turkeys'. Also eat stuffing.
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Keep your mouth shut, look away, don't answer a word! When in doubt drink!
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Can't discuss politics? Serve ethnic dishes and a rainbow cake to show solidarity for those Trump will hurt.
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving bring a "friend" for when relatives brag how they voted for Trump. https://t.co/AqXzCEGWTO
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Find a warm place to hide. Everything closed & Trump haters would rather feed & house illegals than veterans https://t.co/QhgpTkAFIl
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#survivalguidetothanksgiving Please pass the"I Told You So"mash potatoes~next 2the OMG gravy~Have someDeep Pudding~Cranberries r 4Winners~ https://t.co/RfaIeajlwy
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving... don't do it. It's a trap to make you fat and show you the boring or angry side of those you love the most.
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I am practicing saying "I have no opinion." Make sure to say it, and that the tone stays neutral. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Stay home and binge watch @GilmoreGirls in preparation for the following day. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving https://t.…
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