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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Use your chance to literally get your head out of the ass and run
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving If you're allergic to animals there definitely will be an animal. Be ready for this
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Don't start doin #Cocaine in ur mother's bathroom.#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Oh yeah. Don't forget to make an spare (take home plate ) #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving bringing my lil friend. Who's got something to say now bitches !! https://t.co/PT0ZzHq0j4
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Train for Black Friday (there can be only one!!!) #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving #blackfriday https://t.co/5dVJ6nONXj
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Eat food, watch football, drink drinks, sleep #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving have your gun ready for anyone who says "Make America Great Again" or "I'm With Her".
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All the arguments happen in the living room or dining room. Stay in the kitchen. Maybe climb in a cupboard. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Don't let them know you can help them with their gadgets
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Wild Turkey & I'm not talking about the protein. #Liquid #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Remember that if any of the "5 single friends for you" like me on the day I eat the most, they're keepers. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Stay home and binge watch @GilmoreGirls in preparation for the following day. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving https://t.…
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Find a warm place to hide. Everything closed & Trump haters would rather feed & house illegals than veterans https://t.co/QhgpTkAFIl
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving respond to question about future with bringing up politics. Day: ruined, self-esteem: saved
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Wear a cap that says 'Make silence golden again'.
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving if you're cooking for people you hate remember you have all the power � https://t.co/oQMQDtcace
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Set your scale back ten pounds. 15 for porkies. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving If stuck at the kids table act normal. Don't make sudden moves and give short simple answers
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Make sure you clear a path to the near restroom https://t.co/iwCeHJSfx0
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Don't talk politics. Don't talk politics. Don't talk politics.
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