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Eat food, watch football, drink drinks, sleep #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Netflix, pizza and wine. No crazy family or politics talks to deal with. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Dont tell Grandma her potatoes taste like shit.. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving 3) Remember, the green beans in a green bean casserole are just garnish. Eat the French's Onions, carefully.
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Netflix, pizza and wine. No crazy family or politics talks to deal with. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Just keep reminding yourself that this is your life and you make your choices for yourself, not them. Be happy. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving if you're cooking for people you hate remember you have all the power � https://t.co/oQMQDtcace
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving keep your friends close, but your bottle of wine closer
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving don't wear tight pants... or youll have to unbutton after the food... which could be a… https://t.co/ZdMr3ZJgUC
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Don't let them know you can help them with their gadgets
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Keep your mouth shut, look away, don't answer a word! When in doubt drink!
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Wild Turkey & I'm not talking about the protein. #Liquid #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Food supplies. You don't want to starve to death while waiting in a traffic jam
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving respond to question about future with bringing up politics. Day: ruined, self-esteem: saved
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Can't discuss politics? Serve ethnic dishes and a rainbow cake to show solidarity for those Trump will hurt.
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving If you're allergic to animals there definitely will be an animal. Be ready for this
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Tell all your guests the wrong address. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Avoid political discussion at ALL costs. (Nuclear option: change the subject by discussing the Kardashians) #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Don't let them know you can help them with their gadgets
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Make sure the only pumpkin spiced item at your dinner is pumpkin pie... #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Let Uncle Carl tell the story of how he lost his leg early, so we can just get it done and move forward.
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving If stuck at the kids table act normal. Don't make sudden moves and give short simple answers
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving lots of alcohol, easier to drink by yourself than others because they don't come.
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