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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving 3) Remember, the green beans in a green bean casserole are just garnish. Eat the French's Onions, carefully.
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Train for Black Friday (there can be only one!!!) #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving #blackfriday https://t.co/VUVxzQvXvi
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving lots of wine and beer, and stay away from that one aunt that is a complete asshat.
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Tell all your guests the wrong address. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Just keep reminding yourself that this is your life and you make your choices for yourself, not them. Be happy. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Stay home and binge watch @GilmoreGirls in preparation for the following day. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving https://t.…
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving... don't do it. It's a trap to make you fat and show you the boring or angry side of those you love the most.
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Netflix, pizza and wine. No crazy family or politics talks to deal with. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Wear a "Make America Great Again" hat with your suit. They will make you 'Lord of Turkeys'. Also eat stuffing.
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving if you're cooking for people you hate remember you have all the power � https://t.co/oQMQDtcace
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Keep your mouth shut, look away, don't answer a word! When in doubt drink!
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Avoid political discussion at ALL costs. (Nuclear option: change the subject by discussing the Kardashians) #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Don't let them know you can help them with their gadgets
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving If you're allergic to animals there definitely will be an animal. Be ready for this
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Let Uncle Carl tell the story of how he lost his leg early, so we can just get it done and move forward.
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Wild Turkey & I'm not talking about the protein. #Liquid #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Food supplies. You don't want to starve to death while waiting in a traffic jam
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Dont tell Grandma her potatoes taste like shit.. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving 3) Remember, the green beans in a green bean casserole are just garnish. Eat the French's Onions, carefully.
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Don't start doin #Cocaine in ur mother's bathroom.#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Netflix, pizza and wine. No crazy family or politics talks to deal with. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Find a warm place to hide. Everything closed & Trump haters would rather feed & house illegals than veterans https://t.co/QhgpTkAFIl
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