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I am practicing saying "I have no opinion." Make sure to say it, and that the tone stays neutral. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Remember: mashed potatoes are just filler. Use what room you have for the important things. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Don't. Talk. About. Politics. If you can help it, just steer clear of any political topic.
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Train for Black Friday (there can be only one!!!) #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving #blackfriday https://t.co/VUVxzQvXvi
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Stop Killing Native People in Dakota #noDAPL #StandingRock #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving https://t.co/xiOJcizhOD
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving choose the seat with a clear view of football on the TV
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Dont tell Grandma her potatoes taste like shit.. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving bring a "friend" for when relatives brag how they voted for Trump. https://t.co/AqXzCEGWTO
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Make sure the only turkey at your #Thanksgiving is on the table and not one of your guests! #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Oh yeah. Don't forget to make an spare (take home plate ) #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving 1)show up 2)roll a fat joint 3)smoke said fat joint 4)eat 5)kiss everyone goodbye
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Avoid Trump conversations by discussing how the Native Americans would have fared if they had more guns.
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Use your chance to literally get your head out of the ass and run
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving bringing my lil friend. Who's got something to say now bitches !! https://t.co/PT0ZzHq0j4
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Wear a "Make America Great Again" hat with your suit. They will make you 'Lord of Turkeys'. Also eat stuffing.
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving bring a "friend" for when relatives brag how they voted for Trump. https://t.co/AqXzCEGWTO
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Make sure the only pumpkin spiced item at your dinner is pumpkin pie... #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Let Uncle Carl tell the story of how he lost his leg early, so we can just get it done and move forward.
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All the arguments happen in the living room or dining room. Stay in the kitchen. Maybe climb in a cupboard. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Not a problem when you're entire family rejects you as a member. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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