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It’s not really easy to survive during holidays, especially Thanksgiving Help us and share your #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving And have fun! https://t.co/qcG6NC6IEt
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Spend the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade's musical numbers drinking.
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Drink yourself out of the conversation and peacefully black out
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving First thing to do: find out Wi-Fi password
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Drink yourself out of the conversation and peacefully black out
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving vomit on the table so everyone believes your stomach is sick and you have a reliable reason to leave
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving everybody eats first thing,so they're too stuffed+tired to argue. Except Uncle Frank,who can argue in his sleep
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Post-dinner board games are more fun with money involved.
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Simply skip the Thanksgiving. Break your leg. Cut your penis off. There are lots of options!
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Try very hard not to die. Doing good so far... #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Stuff pockets w snack size pieces of turkey in between bites #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Dont tell Grandma her potatoes taste like shit.. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Don't let your parents mess with your bedroom. It never ends well https://t.co/gzmGaxw8G4
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving let the firs phrase you say be: I do crossfit, vape and I'm vegan Everybody will avoid talking to you
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving skip all that thanksgiving stuff and jump right into black Friday apocalypse https://t.co/8p2sdqXTfa
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving let the firs phrase you say be: I do crossfit, vape and I'm vegan Everybody will avoid talking to you
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Gym the day before and if it's open Thanksgiving day go then to . #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Don't drink the milk... Why? It's spoiled!! #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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